feminist ruin everything

feminist ruin everything
(Source: rvb-tears)
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
being hotter than me is selfish and rude
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
(Source: epsilonss)